that tall blonde slut

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Apr 9

When people consistently like/reblog my posts, I grow fond of them even if I’ve never talked to them.

I end up staring at my notifications like

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Apr 9

(Source: daddyfuckedme)

Apr 9
theclearlydope:

I enjoy long walks on the beach.
[via joshfjelstad]

theclearlydope:

I enjoy long walks on the beach.

[via joshfjelstad]

(Source: fortscrotum)

Apr 9
theclearlydope:

I need a drink.
age-of-awakening:

my brain hurts 

theclearlydope:

I need a drink.

age-of-awakening:

my brain hurts 

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

Apr 9

misanalysed:

when i post a selfie

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Apr 9
Apr 9
bestdad2013:

how to bargain with your parents

bestdad2013:

how to bargain with your parents

Apr 9

lizthefangirl:

but when you hear a line in a movie/tv show dIREctLY frOM tHE bOOk

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Apr 9
der-prinz-aus-stahl:

flyawaymax:

That’s the opposite of a problem

I’d love to know how this mistake was made. What was going through their heads at the factory?
"Are you sure it actually says 1,450?"
"Yeah, why would it be a mistake?"

der-prinz-aus-stahl:

flyawaymax:

That’s the opposite of a problem

I’d love to know how this mistake was made. What was going through their heads at the factory?

"Are you sure it actually says 1,450?"

"Yeah, why would it be a mistake?"

(Source: anditlingers)

Apr 9

(Source: mattsgifs)

Apr 9

tattru:

when the two smartest kids in the class get different answers

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(Source: bruhnett)

Apr 9
Apr 9

chrssy:

show up to your funeral like

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Apr 9

officialfrenchtoast:

"dinner is ready"

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Apr 9

chilledoutcatgirl:

w8liftress:

latviia:

michaxl:

do she got

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i just SPIT all over my screen 

This is going too far now